ILL-a-Noise loses

Fuckity fuck fuck shit. Fat cunt May=goes to pros and fails miserably. This primate=wanted to riot, now drinking myself under the stump I use as a table. Only Duke would've been worse than UNfullofshitC. [blasphemous expletives deleted.--f.] Mr. Felton you can lick my hairy tail. Analysis: drive to the basket you stupid orange-wearing mothers. Campus tomorrow=a whaling ship hitting the doldrums. Where's my whisky?