Rave?

Ugh. Kind of (mostly) creepy come on from HS-graduate females. To explain: Friday=1. Arthur's (omigod, i ate pork, yech--but it was sooooo tasty--but pork--but nothing you're going to hell for i tho'; also: green beans+5 pepper sauce equals delish) 2. Kyle's (and boy has his house-mate, whats-his-name, been incensed with all of us referring to it as 'Kyle's House' right in front of him) 3. Dickson's for poker, poker, poker (I am el winnero.) 4. Dave's (same place as Kyle's but with fewer people as it is now 2:30am) 5. vitamins and H2O. Saturday=6. Congratulations! (you are eligible to receive a bunch of grading for the classes you taught this semester, so act now) 7. Garage sale by Kate&Graham and another dude who shall remain nameless (goodbye poker $ hello bookshelves/bjork video/lamp/etc.) 8. Deadwood, Deadwood, Deadwood (when will season the deuce come to video!???!!!tirednumberjoke!?! *fiend* *fiend*) 9. Cathy's (law school guy there, seemed nice, also stuffy as hell and short on conversation, oh well) 10. Tequila (anejo only please) 11. Esquire (holy hell where did all these people come fr.) 12. Late-nite party Armands told us about @ which he DJs (dammit yes you han have that $20 bottle of wine I wasn't going to drink it anyway you baggy-pants-wearing jerk-offs) 13. ...are those HS girls? yes they are, I think (boy can they drink/flirt/dance/flirt with me/what the hell are those two doing in the corner of the kitchen for like actually 2 hours I'm not even kidding/why hello there--can you say, sweaty and unable to lift my legs, oh yes you are from Wis. how interesting--no you can't rest your hand there thanks/it's a "going away" party/yes well okay now i feel sort of creepy/where are your friends/oh you have to go gee that's too bad/don't look now i'm dancing don't dance by me/good riddance though the left testicle is kind of wishing not so much) 14. vitamins and H2O. Now it's Sunday and I'm home, TGIH.

Gute Nacht.