They Live

Undergraduates:

1. Stinky. Have you ever noticed how much they stink?
2. Ugly. Have you ever noticed how much they won't go out with me?
3. Stupid. Duh.
4. Volleyball players. Oh yeah.
5. Glass-eyed midwestern laundry-fish. I don't even know what that means, but it sounds pathertic and cruel.

6. Volleyball players?
7. What, you got something against vollyball?
8. No...
9. Shut up.
10. Yes, I live in an institution "of higher learning." I will suck their marrow, oh yes, yes I will.
11. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

p.s. Wow there are a couple cool ones Rock On.