2005/09/16

Fuck you friday set aside this friday.

So this is one of those listy things going around like myspace and livejournal and stuff, but since I kind of don't have time to talk to people ever for any reason except if they're drinking with me, I kind of sort of stole it. [Update: Apparently Khamsin is also on to this one. I have added parenthetical commentary in like fashion. Yay, unoriginal! ;D ]

Look at the following list and:
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.

* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games. (My love has attenuated.)
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Though others (who are psycho) might beg to differ.)
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy. (Note 'usually' is not 'always'.)
* I curse sometimes. I'm really trying to stop, though, it's so trashy.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I have broken someone's bones. (I have a specific person in mind from long long ago.)
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Technically true, although notice the question doesn't ask Do you have more than one?)
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times. (Which would mean there were times when I am not paranoid.)
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar- and pain-free.
* I need/want money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast. Especially when I'm nervous.
* I have fresh breath in the morning. (Not every morning, anyway. Cf. my comment about drinking.)
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Caller what?)
* I like the way that I look. I just wish other people did too. (One would think one would grow out of this, eventually, but for all my not giving a fuck this hasn't got there yet.)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I let you all speculate about who and what... and no it's not that obvious.)
* I am usually pessimistic. (At least, not anymore)
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized. (But only for Christians.)
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent. (If it's hidden, how would I know if it's true I've got one?)
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends. (Define 'a lot'--a lot for me, but maybe not a lot for you.)
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Does frenching count?)
* I enjoy talking on the phone. (But I prefer it to IMing.)
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop and/or window shop.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. (Cf. for instance the bone thing... although the people I hate are very few and very far between.)
* I'm a pretty good dancer. (Bad dancers don't think so though.)
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like/love someone. (How could you stay alive without?)
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future. (The distant future. See below.)
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn. (People not bolding this one are so fired.)
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex. (Usually but not always, and not always how you'd expect.)
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Although I used to.)
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (They were done all but officially.)
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Well, it's Blogger, but what do you think this is right now?

3 Comments:

Blogger eripsa said...

"I have a hidden talent. (If it's hidden, how would I know if it's true I've got one?)"

STOP READING WITTGENSTEIN

19/9/05 11:05  
Blogger january girl said...

fuck you, fag, don't dally with livejournal bs.

an insult until mine eyes!

19/9/05 16:05  
Blogger january girl said...

ok, so i actually read it and it is kinda funny, though i know of at least one place where you LIED. mwahahahahaha.

anyway, you did not add one true thing about yourself at the end, so you fail the assignment. learn to read the directions, fag.

20/9/05 21:43  

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