Fuck you friday set aside this friday.

So this is one of those listy things going around like myspace and livejournal and stuff, but since I kind of don't have time to talk to people ever for any reason except if they're drinking with me, I kind of sort of stole it. [Update: Apparently Khamsin is also on to this one. I have added parenthetical commentary in like fashion. Yay, unoriginal! ;D ]

Look at the following list and:
1) Bold what is true about you.
2) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
3) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.

* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games. (My love has attenuated.)
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Though others (who are psycho) might beg to differ.)
* I believe honesty is usually always the best policy. (Note 'usually' is not 'always'.)
* I curse sometimes. I'm really trying to stop, though, it's so trashy.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* I have broken someone's bones. (I have a specific person in mind from long long ago.)
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Technically true, although notice the question doesn't ask Do you have more than one?)
* I hate the rain.
* I'm paranoid at times. (Which would mean there were times when I am not paranoid.)
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar- and pain-free.
* I need/want money right now.
* I love sushi.
* I talk really, really fast. Especially when I'm nervous.
* I have fresh breath in the morning. (Not every morning, anyway. Cf. my comment about drinking.)
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (Caller what?)
* I like the way that I look. I just wish other people did too. (One would think one would grow out of this, eventually, but for all my not giving a fuck this hasn't got there yet.)
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (I let you all speculate about who and what... and no it's not that obvious.)
* I am usually pessimistic. (At least, not anymore)
* I have a lot of mood swings.
* I think prostitution should be legalized. (But only for Christians.)
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent. (If it's hidden, how would I know if it's true I've got one?)
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends. (Define 'a lot'--a lot for me, but maybe not a lot for you.)
* I am currently single.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Does frenching count?)
* I enjoy talking on the phone. (But I prefer it to IMing.)
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
* I love to shop and/or window shop.
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
* I don't hate anyone. (Cf. for instance the bone thing... although the people I hate are very few and very far between.)
* I'm a pretty good dancer. (Bad dancers don't think so though.)
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I currently like/love someone. (How could you stay alive without?)
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future. (The distant future. See below.)
* I have changed a diaper before.
* I've called the cops on a friend before.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn. (People not bolding this one are so fired.)
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex. (Usually but not always, and not always how you'd expect.)
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
* I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Although I used to.)
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (They were done all but officially.)
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (Well, it's Blogger, but what do you think this is right now?