Let's be frank

[Probably not safe for work. --f.]

Or Tom, Richard, or Hairy, whatever. Finally (?? well not really) a lusty lady lays it all out there. Quite entertaining indeed. Yeah, being frank's hot hot hot as they say.

Oh yeah: more frankness of the how-to variety. (ha ha) Why in the fuck'd I link to that, you ask? Gee, I hope it makes you uncomfortable--the question or the site, whatevs.

Or, if it gets yer engine revving, call 800-YOUDOME. (again, ha ha)