Anti-Debutante

They say, ya know, human young born at a certain time of year are more likely to experience depression. 'Course, your sexual habits are so unique (and, actually, pretty fucked up and nonsensical if you think about it--I mean, constant sexual availability?) that it's a hazard. No overwinter foal-carrying or the like, I guess. Then again, some of your habits are intriguing... Too bad you're all so chimpy/violent. I congratulate you all on displaying your females to their best advantage however.