2006/07/30

bactine, anyone? with regard to a sunburn

page two, from the absurdism desk...

Dear Madam or Sir,

Please be advised that your so-called inquiry
has been processed by our Bookkeeping Dept.

In accordance with company policy, the contents
of any and all correspondence are the property,
with all appurtenances and rights thereunto
entitled, of our Company's attorneys.

Further parcels bearing your address will be
ignored until such time as you turn the sun
back on.

Respectfully, etc.
Mrs. Col. Sir Winfred Abbotnary Conesill

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