Weather Report

Psychic and nonphysical distress, hopelessness, jetty-at-low-tide sensations at the inner ear, hunger, homelessness, panic, self-loathing, narcissism, destructive overindulgence, kleptomania, scabies, jock itch, cathartic mutilation, whoring, paste-eating, violent exercise, vomiting, involuntary organ donorship, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs, drugs: all these will not appear on the landscape, according to new model results from our University of Chicago supercomputer gurus.